Sadly, there are those who would interfere with the official Pink Flamingo Society lifestyle. You need only look for the warning signs and avoid their behavior!

Common enemies of those choosing the Pink Flamingo Society lifestyle:

Vulture (n.) a person or thing that preys, esp. greedily or unscrupulously.
Be on the constant lookout for someone you know or encounter who seems ready to prey upon your unassuming good nature. A vulture will take advantage of you without ever thinking twice.

Coyote (n.) a contemptible person, esp. an avaricious or dishonest one.
Do you know someone whose very presence makes you nervous? Do they say things that just can't possibly be true that trick you into avoiding your instinct and distract you from enjoying life? Don't feed a coyote's appetite, run, run away!

Python (n.) Pythons squeeze their prey in their coils; expert swimmers and climbers.
Is there a social climber in your midst? A co-worker who will dive under the water and resurface just in time to squeeze out a bonus or promotion? Beware of the pythons....

For your own protection, stay with your flock!

Enjoy the Pink Flamingo Society lifestyle today, and remember:
No Vultures Allowed!

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